...It’s that they’re trained to ignore phone calls and skip hard closes.
1) Lead magnet ➝ phone call ➝ high‑ticket close? That model is dying.
2) Spam‑likely labels
3) Do‑Not‑Disturb. TCPA risk
4) Audience fatigue
5) Even when you get someone on the phone, the vibe is interruption, not invitation.
So I stopped trying to drag strangers to the phone. I started collecting customers first.
The 30‑Minute Funnel Build (recorded walk‑through).
Copy‑and‑paste audience ignition posts for FB/IG/Email.
Low‑ticket offer matrix (choose a topic → headline is done).
Webinar‑style landing page layout (swap the button to “Buy Now”).
7‑Line Upsell Video Script (turn buyers into MRR on the spot).
Ad launch settings: worldwide/open + $10 CPA target + $30/day plan.
The Keep/Kill/Grow KPI sheet (simple, not a PhD requirement).
BONUS: Stay to the end and get the exact funnel that pulls $7–$11 purchases, pre‑built.
Use the ignition posts. You need a starving crowd, not a giant one. We manufacture it in 15 minutes.
Pick $27–$297/mo. Start low if you’re nervous. The only wrong move is not shipping.
If you must, run a 72‑hour trial — not 30 days. You’ll resent 30‑day tire‑kickers.
$30/day for 3 days. No sales? Kill it. Some sales? Watch it. Profitable? Grow it. Fix the funnel, not your self‑respect.
Yes. Cakes, gyms, weight loss, therapy — anywhere people buy help.